[ He could ask what she saw, could ask a lot more about the ship and these supposed abominations, but Vergil sees the shape of the elephant in the room and decides to leave it be for now. There'd be time for it later and it's not like there wasn't a lack of people he could ask instead. Maybe Evelynn, maybe Dante.
So for now: ]
You know every time we have a conversation, you seem to bring up the word "fetish".
[ Vergil actually laughs at that — or at least his version of a laugh. Even alone, in a room with nobody else, the sound he makes is soft and understated. More a cough combined with an exhale than an actual laugh.
But despite that, something still catches his attention. ]
[She contemplates that response for a minute, trying to imagine if she herself were thrust in a similar situation. Because on one hand? Perhaps she wouldn't exactly be eager to call an alternate version of her biological father family. But on the other? She missed him so badly that she would at least be willing to talk to them.
Regardless, it was a tricky situation all around.]
Okay, your brother and the weirdly calmer version of him from an alternate universe.
[ In all honesty? It's a little weird. A little frustrating too, given how close Dante had become to his older counterpart. But that's too personal of a confession for Vergil to make, even to Shinobu in private conversation. Most things rolled of his back like water off a duck. Things with Dante, however, sometimes stuck. ]
[Shinobu looks at the reply with some interest. It was one thing to deny that the alternate version of his brother wasn't family, but now it was like Vergil was trying to deny any sort of tie to him whatsoever.]
Never said they were. [In her limited exposure to both of them, she could pick out the obvious differences, even if there were some obvious similarities as well.]
Guess you really don't like the other one, huh?
[It was more of an amused observation more than it was prying -- she knew better than to try to pry too hard with Vergil.]
[ It's no secret that Vergil doesn't get along with either Dante — his own brother being a case of clashing personalities while the elder counterpart was more on general principle. ]
He has his own Vergil. It leads to assumptions on his part.
[ Assumptions about him and his motivations. Vergil knows there's a part of the older Dante that doesn't trust him and maybe it's warranted, but it's still a conclusion based on faulty data. ]
[Even if Shinobu wasn't exactly a people person and didn't really know anything about the other Dante and Vergil, she was getting a pretty good idea of the situation at hand.]
So basically, that whole "Who's the bigger douche?" contest between you and the other Vergil had SOME sorta merit, even if it was on the other one.
And based on that supposed douche, the other Dante's giving you a bad rep?
[Right, right, this was getting a little too close to prying. So even if she really wasn't the type to give people assurances, she types out another message.]
I wouldn't worry about it. Most people should be smart enough to realize both versions of you guys are different.
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So for now: ]
You know every time we have a conversation, you seem to bring up the word "fetish".
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Sorry.
I'll make sure to use the word "kink" instead next time.
Because yes, I am absolutely interested in your sex life.
[Though sarcasm didn't always exactly carry well in text.]
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friendsnormal people do, right? ]Just making an observation.
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I'll leave the posts to them.
[Okay Vergil, there you go. She'll get all up on the banter with you.]
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But despite that, something still catches his attention. ]
Brother.
[ Singular. ]
I have just the one.
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Regardless, it was a tricky situation all around.]
Okay, your brother and the weirdly calmer version of him from an alternate universe.
The latter is just a little much to say.
That HAS to be weird to keep track of.
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They're not that similar.
[ Which, for the record, is total bullshit. ]
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Never said they were. [In her limited exposure to both of them, she could pick out the obvious differences, even if there were some obvious similarities as well.]
Guess you really don't like the other one, huh?
[It was more of an amused observation more than it was prying -- she knew better than to try to pry too hard with Vergil.]
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He has his own Vergil.
It leads to assumptions on his part.
[ Assumptions about him and his motivations. Vergil knows there's a part of the older Dante that doesn't trust him and maybe it's warranted, but it's still a conclusion based on faulty data. ]
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So basically, that whole "Who's the bigger douche?" contest between you and the other Vergil had SOME sorta merit, even if it was on the other one.
And based on that supposed douche, the other Dante's giving you a bad rep?
[Right, right, this was getting a little too close to prying. So even if she really wasn't the type to give people assurances, she types out another message.]
I wouldn't worry about it. Most people should be smart enough to realize both versions of you guys are different.