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(W11:D4) HEY GIRLFRIEND *^*

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[ Is this like that one time Dante stole his phone and changed all of the settings to Japanese (only for Dante to find out after the fact that Vergil speaks Japanese, therefore rendering the prank kind of useless)? ]

Shinobu?

(W11:D4) HEY GURL HEYYY

[rippedoff]

[Oh, if only you could hear the exasperated sigh she makes at the bar, Vergil. But she sends another text at an agonizingly slow speed, to correct every mistake she makes along the way.]

You suck at answering questions.

(W11:D4) JUDGING SO HARD RN

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[ If there's one thing that Vergil notices it's that 1) Shinobu's acting weird (re: like Dante) and that 2) she's responding very. very. slowly. ]

You caught me off-guard.

(W11:D4) VERGIL PLS, YOU CLEARLY NEED TO LOOSEN UP TOO

[rippedoff]

[Oh my god, Vergil, you still haven't answered her question. So finally, Shinobu gives up on that and decides to get to the point.]

Well, if you're done being caught off-guard, you should come to the lounge.

[Because these people aren't as cool to talk to.]

(W11:D4) OMG POT KETTLE BLACK JUST BECAUSE HE'S NOT SMASHED

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[ Oh. ...Oh. He gets what's going on now. ]

Are you drunk, Shinobu?

(W11:D4) NOT YET ANYWAY

[rippedoff]

[She's just going to respond the way every intoxicated person responds now.]

I am NOT drunk!

[Oh yes she is.]

(W11:D4) JUST DON'T TELL DANTE

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[ It'd be endearing if he was the type. ]

Caps lock.
Really?

(W11:D4) OKAY CAN DO

[rippedoff]

[All of the sudden, she really wishes she would have just called him up instead of texting. Jesus Vergil, why are you such a buzzkill.]

So are you coming or not?
You can even bitch about my caps lock in person.

(W11:D4) THIS IS GON' BE SO GROSS

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[ Listen it's not his fault that you have such questionable taste in friends, Shinobu. Or. Well. Friend. ]

Just to be clear: you're asking me out for a drink.

(W11:D4) THE MOST HIDEOUS

[rippedoff]

[Hey now, she can totally befriend people... if they're younger than like ten.]

Yes.
I didn't get the chance to go out to drink with Bad Girl and Henry.
You could at least drink for Henry.

[Even if she's drinking for them both anyway. She just wants company, okay. Because she feels like a loser sitting here alone.]

(W11:D4) I'M GLAD WE COULD MAKE IT HAPPEN

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[ That's not friendship, Shinobu, it's babysitting. Just saying. ]

Fair enough.

[ And it's not like he has anything better to do with his time. But that's what friends were for, right? ]

Try not to pass out before I get there.

(W11:D4) ME TOO

[rippedoff]

[Let's be real, babysitting is what she finds herself doing most of the time anyway.]

Passing out is for lamers.
Just get over here.

(W11:D4) RUNS TO YOUR OPEN THREAD

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Five minutes.