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V E R G I L ([personal profile] anoint) wrote2013-06-08 11:29 pm

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first.last@compass.net (3) (no subject) D12 63:19PM
first.last@compass.net (6) Re: Mission D11 8:01PM
first.last@compass.net (12) [text] D10 9:35AM


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rippedoff: (BITCHFACE 6)

[personal profile] rippedoff 2013-10-17 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh Vergil, if only you could see how hard she's rolling her eyes right now.]

Sorry.
I'll make sure to use the word "kink" instead next time.

Because yes, I am absolutely interested in your sex life.


[Though sarcasm didn't always exactly carry well in text.]
Edited (I'M THE DUMBEST AND HAD A BRAIN FART) 2013-10-17 22:24 (UTC)
rippedoff: (You've got no moe!)

[personal profile] rippedoff 2013-10-17 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I don't think I could ever elaborate on your sex life nearly as well as your brothers do.

I'll leave the posts to them.


[Okay Vergil, there you go. She'll get all up on the banter with you.]
rippedoff: (why does my sword take battery power)

[personal profile] rippedoff 2013-10-17 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[She contemplates that response for a minute, trying to imagine if she herself were thrust in a similar situation. Because on one hand? Perhaps she wouldn't exactly be eager to call an alternate version of her biological father family. But on the other? She missed him so badly that she would at least be willing to talk to them.

Regardless, it was a tricky situation all around.]


Okay, your brother and the weirdly calmer version of him from an alternate universe.

The latter is just a little much to say.

That HAS to be weird to keep track of.
rippedoff: (gurrrrrrrrrl)

[personal profile] rippedoff 2013-10-18 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shinobu looks at the reply with some interest. It was one thing to deny that the alternate version of his brother wasn't family, but now it was like Vergil was trying to deny any sort of tie to him whatsoever.]

Never said they were. [In her limited exposure to both of them, she could pick out the obvious differences, even if there were some obvious similarities as well.]

Guess you really don't like the other one, huh?

[It was more of an amused observation more than it was prying -- she knew better than to try to pry too hard with Vergil.]
rippedoff: (srsly which hand SHOULD I shake???)

[personal profile] rippedoff 2013-10-18 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Even if Shinobu wasn't exactly a people person and didn't really know anything about the other Dante and Vergil, she was getting a pretty good idea of the situation at hand.]

So basically, that whole "Who's the bigger douche?" contest between you and the other Vergil had SOME sorta merit, even if it was on the other one.

And based on that supposed douche, the other Dante's giving you a bad rep?


[Right, right, this was getting a little too close to prying. So even if she really wasn't the type to give people assurances, she types out another message.]

I wouldn't worry about it. Most people should be smart enough to realize both versions of you guys are different.
rippedoff: (What's that in your hand? A toy?)

(W11:D4) IT'S THAT TIME.

[personal profile] rippedoff 2013-12-27 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey loser.
Where are you?


[Oh yes, by this time, Shinobu is pretty intoxicated. However, even in this state, there was no way she was going to send any texts with typos. So she spent an embarrassing amount of time writing this.]
rippedoff: <user name="bytheceeshore"> (You killed my father...)

(W11:D4) HEY GURL HEYYY

[personal profile] rippedoff 2013-12-27 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, if only you could hear the exasperated sigh she makes at the bar, Vergil. But she sends another text at an agonizingly slow speed, to correct every mistake she makes along the way.]

You suck at answering questions.
rippedoff: (You've got no moe!)

(W11:D4) VERGIL PLS, YOU CLEARLY NEED TO LOOSEN UP TOO

[personal profile] rippedoff 2013-12-27 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh my god, Vergil, you still haven't answered her question. So finally, Shinobu gives up on that and decides to get to the point.]

Well, if you're done being caught off-guard, you should come to the lounge.

[Because these people aren't as cool to talk to.]
rippedoff: (BITCHFACE 9)

(W11:D4) NOT YET ANYWAY

[personal profile] rippedoff 2013-12-28 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[She's just going to respond the way every intoxicated person responds now.]

I am NOT drunk!

[Oh yes she is.]
rippedoff: (get that finger outta my face)

(W11:D4) OKAY CAN DO

[personal profile] rippedoff 2013-12-28 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[All of the sudden, she really wishes she would have just called him up instead of texting. Jesus Vergil, why are you such a buzzkill.]

So are you coming or not?
You can even bitch about my caps lock in person.
rippedoff: (wind machines are everywhere)

(W11:D4) THE MOST HIDEOUS

[personal profile] rippedoff 2013-12-28 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey now, she can totally befriend people... if they're younger than like ten.]

Yes.
I didn't get the chance to go out to drink with Bad Girl and Henry.
You could at least drink for Henry.


[Even if she's drinking for them both anyway. She just wants company, okay. Because she feels like a loser sitting here alone.]
rippedoff: (bitch i'm fabulous)

(W11:D4) ME TOO

[personal profile] rippedoff 2013-12-28 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Let's be real, babysitting is what she finds herself doing most of the time anyway.]

Passing out is for lamers.
Just get over here.
fuckchild: to be canonized (and we will find you saints)

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